Ladies Be Shopping !!$$!!

Changes are inevitable

jastickles — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:26:01 +0000

So are cryptic subject titles.

As it seems I’ve not updated this place in about 4 months, I need to do some cleansing and changing. Cleansing is a disgusting word.

I’m overhauling all of my internet spaces. Mostly because I don’t like having to go to seventeen separate sites to talk about how much I love bears and children getting into fights with their parents in public. I’d like to go to just one, or even two.

So soon, this will combine my tumblr and my other stuff. Like my daily column on Ski Masters Monthly.

One more time. Cleansing. Right, digusting.

Tumblr Page = Appleshoot

jastickles — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:10:26 +0000

I at some point will figure out how to make all my shit one unified site. I actually know how to do it, I just have none of the patience for it, you know because I’m a youth. But in the mean time, you can try to head over to tumblr and check out appleshoot.tumblr.com. Graphic below.
Get it. There’s apples shooting at one another. Look at it again if you don’t get it.

Hype hype hype!

jastickles — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:07:02 +0000

I’d be worried about all this hype if this show didn’t actually live up to it.

Life Worries

jastickles — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:49:17 +0000

Keeping two blogs is near impossible. I can’t even imagine what would happen to my life if I added a twitter. I’d probably turn into Kanye West. And I can’t have that happen. I hate Caps lock.

Even Ladies Shit the Bed A lot More

jastickles — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:37:28 +0000

February dates have arrived 14 people who read this blog, who probably already know. But nonetheless, myself and Ms Ashley Hale are back up at the UCB Theatre in NY making people understand that shit happens (GUYS I LOVE THE MOVE FOREST GUMP!!)

Friday, Feb 6th and Friday, Feb 13th at 8pm — $10. We’re appearing with Sertainly Seth, a hilarious one man show that feels like there’s 18 mans showing on stage. Please check it out. 8PM on a Friday! Yo bring a lady to this and I guaranteed you’ll get laid. See me at the door afterward if you don’t.

One reason I love living in NYC

jastickles — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:39:58 +0000

The complete insensitivity of the New York Post. It’s like the alcoholic father who beats his kids of the Newspaper industry.

This is Happening In Your Life.

jastickles — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:05:40 +0000

jastickles — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 02:03:22 +0000

This upcoming Monday, Dec 29th, my show Even Ladies SHit the Bed is at the UCB Theater. It’s going to be SO FUN. Please come if you can. Thanks grrrrl.

Monday, December 29, 2008
6:30pm – 7:45pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
307 W. 26th Street
New York, NY

MAKE RESERVATIONS: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178

Future goals and life ambitions

jastickles — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:25:15 +0000

I’ve decided to start a feud with America Ferrera. To the point that at some point we get into a fist fight. More on this to come.

As the owner of a vast bear library

jastickles — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:26:56 +0000

I have this thing for bears. I know I say it a lot. I do. I mean, I posted a bear post not a week ago. I understand it’s annoying. But in order to be my friend, you have to accept this and move on. It’s not a thing where I think bears are “oh so cuddly” or “zwadorable.” I just think they’re awesome.

Like, I’m fairly certain if the world could be molded in any way that I would like, a lot of people in the world would be replaced by bears. Like if you went to a local ice cream shoppe (the kind that has the extra ‘p’ and ‘e’ at the end) to order a soft serve twist cone, imagine if the person making you that twisted delight was not a person at all, but a bear. You may not agree, but I think that’s what Thomas More was trying to get at in Utopia.

Last year during my “Read 100 books in a year thing” - I read this book called “Bears: A Brief History” by Bernd Brunner. It’s a great book. It examines the history of the complicated relationship between bears and humans. Humans hunting bears. Bears hunting humans. Humans training bears to dance and do tricks. It’s fascinating.

I for some reason went to the Amazon page for the book today and found the following review:

Bears: A Brief History by by Bernd Brunner
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Interesting Book on Bears and People, January 5, 2008
By William Cramer

As the owner of a vast bear library, I always welcome the rare bear book that documents the historical relationship between people and bears. Along with very interesting text, this book is full of photos and illustrations that help paint the picture of our past relationship with this fascinating and wonderful animal. Mr. Brunner did his homework with this book and therefore warrants a spot on the “top shelf” of my bear library. Well done Mr. Brunner, well done!!

Cannot be real. I must have slept written this. Like sleep walking. If not, this guy should write reviews for every piece of culture produced. And start every review with “As the owner of a vast bear library”.